BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

herro eberybun! furst an foremost, if you is on FB an you seed a post by me about makin mah blog private and needin your e-mail address - dat doesn't apply to you if you reads mah livejernal. see, afore i had a livejernal, i had a blogger.com blog. i got a livejernal acause i has moar fwiends here, so when i updates mah livejernal, i copies an pasteseses de entry into mah blogger.com blog so dat eberybun can wead it. so dey is de same! anyhoo, we has had a bit of a stalking issue weecently an i has a lil widget on mah blogger.com blog dat tells me who weads it an where dey fwom, an well, after seein dat, i has weealized dat bunforchewnately i needs to make dat blog private, but dish liverjernal is NAWT acause nobun noes dish jernal cept fur mah livejernal fwiends. so dere's dat! i nawt needs NO MOAR crazy in mah life!

i has bin bein a weal gud bunneh lately. it is acause dere is talk of me gettin a car fur chrismoose - one from auntie karen's sto! i is bein on mah bestist behavior! i eben let mama sleep til 1:30 yesterday!! i needs dat car so i can dribe awound wif mah fwiends an wreak havoc on de whirld! bwahahaha!!

dey has hiad mama a slabe at werk, an hur boss will be moobin into a diffurent department soon, so mama will be lead decorator (aka de boss). mama is hopin dat hur slabe noes how to actually decorate!

gawt to go!

i ain't gawt nuffin to say acause it de same ole same ole ober here! i do haf noo peectures tho.


dish mah hollerweenie costume. i were a yankee. GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mama maked dish. she put a bow on top de next day, but i ain't gawt a peecture of it wif de bow.


bahahaha cweepy baybeh cake!


tiger stadium!


mama's self-portrait


NORTY!


pwessies fwom mah buddy paxton!


i is wearin mah sweater fwom paxton! i is a bunneh burrito!


mah apes in dere hollerweenie costumes - dey is de ghosts on pacman, pinky an clyde!


dish de pork-o-lantern! dat mah stoopid seester porkchop on dere! de apes gawt a lil too cawwied away an dey carbed orf hur tail an wiskas. doopid porkchop.

i no... i has nawt writed fur TWO WEEKS! but weally folks, i has  bin BIZZY! when i nawt bizzy, den i TIAD! takin care of dese apes is serious bidness! dey bof is so bizzy an when dey gits home, dey is nuffin but tiad! po mama, she fall asleep on de couch at like 7:30. it sad weally.

well, in de past two weeks, nuffin big has happened. i couldn't go to live hay'd acause i couldn't git stoopid skype to werk rite, an i peed in de corna once. dat's about it. oh, an i stole a marshmallow. nawt a beeg marshmallow... jus one of dem smerl ones. oh yeah an i stole a ritz cracka too.

i bunna try to update moar often, but i nawt makin no promises. i gawt a few peectures of what mama's bin up to at werk, an a few peectures of ME!

generally de cakes dat mama decorate is all de same - flowers or woses or udder pwetty fings. ebery now an den she will git sumfink weal wacky... like dis............

brace yoselves.

dish woman come in wif free peectures of hur son an tells mama to pick de best one, scan it an put it on a cake, an decorate it wif sum bling!!!

laydeez an gentlebuns...

i gibs you...

HOMEBOY!


YES - that was the best of FREE peectures!!


The finished product - Mama say she felt embarrassed decoratin it!


she makes 12873891372 of these roses a day!

herro eberybun! how y'all doin? it's bin anudder hectic week here, so i'm enjoyin mama's free-day weekend wif hur. dey is nawt werking mondays wite meow acause dey is nawt bizzy enuff, so when dey DO start werkin mondays, mama's schedule will change a bit and ebery udder weekend will be a free-day weekend fur hur. mama gawt a sort of promoshun at werk dis past week. when she furst started, she were decoratin cakes fur half of de day, an fur de udder half she were puttin dem togedder an fillin dem an icin dem. now she is decoratin fur de WHOLE day! wahoo! dat means she werk longer hours tho, sumtimes 10 or 11 hours. to hur, it nawt feel like werk tho. she jus say it sucks as soon as she gits into hur car an sits down, acause den she weealizes how tiad she is.

dis weekend de apes dey go to de LSU vs. ULL game. dey go an tailgate an mama she git drunkies acause dat what mama dus. she harass sum apes from de opposing team acause she a beeyotch like dat when it comes to LSU foosball. bwahahaha! she norty! you no mess wif LSU fans you no... oh yeah, hay mista wabbits guy, you out dere? uhhh GO WASHINGTON STATE fur beatin USC!!! you no when dey announce dat score tiger stadium went NUTS over it! anyway, de apes had a weal hard time watchin de game acause sumfing jus nawt wite wif LSU's foosball team dis year. it hard to watch dem when dey has seen dem in dere glory days, but oh well dey still had a gud time. be nicer when it nawt so hawt.

mama finerlly gawt hur new camera yesterday! she'd bin wantin one fur a while - afore hur udder camera broke. come to find out, de weason why de udder camera broke was a defect on canon's part, so dey will fix it fur free, so mama gunna send it in now dat she gawt hur a new one, dat a way she will haf one gud camera an one camera dat she can take on vacashuns and stuff. here's sum peectures of ME an sum udder stuff dat we has bin takin since yesterday. fur all of you who's bunderin, mama's camera is a wed canon powershot SD780 IS. you no dey had gold? mama shoulda gawt de gold to match hur golden bunfire bwahahhaa! anyway, it's gawt sum sweet manual settings if you into dat kinda fing. enjoy de new pawsome peectures of me!

*edit* you gunna has to wait on de peectures acause LJ bein STOOPID.

Dis mah offishul pawtrait:



Right Honourable Boogey Enrique Gallagher
Minister of Overseas Development

0057 out

1. I has Wii now. Dis mah numba: 3272 3641 8473 5412.

2. Today Mama's birfday. She 23. She ainshunt.

hi eberybunny! sawwy i has bin away fur so long, but we is jus plain TIAD ober here! mah apes bin werkin hard, an daddeh has started skool again (his last semesta), an i has bin werkin hard too takin care of dem!

dis is mah typtickle day:
-shake up at 4:55 or 5 in de mernin, an shake de apes up
-fix de apes breakfast an make shore daddeh gits in de showa an out in time fur mama to wash hur face an brush hur apey mouf an put makeups on hur apey face
-make shore mama leabs at 6:03 in de mernin, an make shore daddeh leabs at 6:24 in de mernin
-watch de TB while de apes is gone
-clean de housh while de apes is gone
-nom mah loft furpet from bibi while de apes is gone (so dey don't catch me of course!)
-make mama take a showa when she gits home, eben tho she smells like NOMMY icins!
-make shore daddeh don't lost his pants (sumtimes he furgits where he puts dem)
-cook dinna fur de apes an feed dem
-make de coffee fur de mernin an make shore de apes fix bof of dere lunchies, or make mama's lunchies if she falls asleep on de sofur at 7, which she dus a lot
-make shore daddeh does his homewerks
-make shore i checks mah facebooks and jernals an blogs
-put de apes to bed

*whew

i has a long day too! so, folks, dat is why i has bin quiet on de tinternets. if we is nawt bizzy, den we is tiad. it's a vish-ush cycle...

mama's birfday is on bunday. she will haf bin awound de sun 23 times. i is gunna go halfsies wif daddeh an git hur a wee. actually i is nawt gunna go halfsies, but i gunna sign mah paw on de card. i nawt no why she all of a sudden wants a wee. wheneber i wees in de corner i gits in trubble! well, i is savin all mah wees fur hur birfday den! she keep sayin sumfin bout playin mario kart on de wee. she wants to drive in mah wee? huh? apes is WEIRD i tell you! WEIRD! i bunda what we gunna nom since mama HATES cake meow hahaha!

speakin of meow... fur dose of you concerned, porkchop is fine. she will haf offishully bin "our" cat fur bun year on mama's birfday on de 13th. we can't belieb she still hangs around, but i guesh when noms is concerned, she will stay til dey wun out. so, she surbibed de cold looserana winter an de hawt looserana summa! bunforchewnately... hoomph! an basement cat, well i hasn't seen him in a while, but i fink mama sed she sawed him a few days ago weal furly in de mernin. i guesh he ok too. he betta nawt be ded acause i is de one who dus de keelin wound here.

an lastly, if you all cud manage, cud you please send some healing vibes to mah buddy lily? she is a bunneh an she has liver/kidney failure.

peas out!

Skype for Linux is USELESS! So much fur makin a hop-pear-ance at Live Hay'd!

!@#$ BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dese is de peectures dat was on de Facebook. Mama dus nawt git many hopportunities to take peectures of her werk, but when she can she will, an I will posterate dem!


mama makes about 50 of dese cakes a day. dey is jus plain like dat. when somebun comes into de bakery an asks fur an 8" white wif buddacweam, dey gets one of dem!


dis is mike de tigah afore he gawt painted. mike de tigah is LSU's mascot. it's a white cake wif buddacweam icins, an dat is white fondant dat you sees. mama sculpted him after she rolled de fondant on him. she gunna paint him tomorrer.

now i need to menshun dis acause it's insane!!! mama maked a birfday cake today dat was two tiers, an it looked like a pressie! well de apes who wanted de cake asked fur a pink fondant bow on top, so mama maked one, an de bow alone cost $50!!!!! can you believe dat?! dat is nuts!

udder strange fings mama has done:
"happy birthday jeezy" with UGGO navy boo an dark gween icins an flowers
"happy birthday jaydin and jerwaski" on a TINY 6 inch cake, with flowers too... not much space left to fit the names!
2 cakes wif edward cullen's (robert pattinson in twilight) face on them
2 boob cakes
a golf ball cake

more to come... hehe!

*sigh* dish mernin after de apes left, i decided to haf a go at moobin mah leeterbox out de corna so i cud pee in it. well i guesh i nawt waited long enuff, acause as soon as daddeh walked out de door, he comed back in to make shore dat i was locked up, an he cort me in de act of moobin mah leeterbox! BAH! i has to be moar pay-shunt tomorrer an wait a few minnits.

i has posted a peecture of sum cakes mama did today in mah FB mobile uploads album. if you nawt has FB, i tries to post it on de jernals tomorrer!

guesh who peed in de corna again?

ME! BOOGEY! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

bwahahhaah i was weal norty dish mornin!

mama was orf today acause dey is nawt werkin mondays til septembun, so she was lookin furward to spending a nice weelaxin day home wif ME... well, afore she shaked up dis mernin, i moobed mah litterbox outta mah corner an gawt it stuck in de boogcave, an den i peed in de corner where it nermally went! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! mama didn't want to fuss me since it was too late, so she jus cleaned it up an decided dat i was nawt gunna git no treats today. well GUESH WHAT came in de mail today?! a ginormoose box of noms from bibi!!!! so den mama figgered we was nawt gunna open it til tomorrer, well GUESH WHAT else?! daddeh comed home an he jus opened it! BWAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! so i were norty an i gawt a way wif it AND i gawt egg-stra speshul noms an toys from bibi!

dish what i did:


dis mah loot:

bah-lee wings! NOM!


beetwoot stix! NOM! mindy sez it will turn mah pee purple, so if it dus, i gunna pee EBERYWHERE!

PAWSOME wacin cawwot wif ME in it, an a peecture of mah buddy bibi to put on mah fwidge!

new loft furpet (vet bed)! i has attacked it an licked it an now i snoozin on it!

egg-stra loft furpet! i likes to git bunderneaf it an frow it around! hehe!

i has putterated a ginormoose box in de mail fur you. i fink it gunna take 6-9 days or sumfink like dat!

HAWT DAYUM!

mama made a boob cake at werk today! she covered it up in a bustier made outta icins! i want dat cake!

why come i didn't git no cake? mama didn't bring me home nuffin! NUFFIN!

i is finerlly updatin! it's been weal hectic around here lately, so i hasn't gotten a minnit to let eberybunny no what's bin goin on. well, i has sum gud noos! we nawt wants to burn any bwidges here, so i nawt gunna name names. i noes sum of you noes de hole story, so i hopes you keeps de names confeedenchill if you leabs comments an stuff. anyhoo, mama has finerlly gettid a job!

fur those of you who nawt noes, mama has bin interviewing with one popular financial planning company since march. dey weally liked hur, but in order fur hur to werk dere, she wud need to git hur life, healf, & accident inshorance license, an also hur series 6. de series 6 is a test dat you has to pass in order to sell vary-able a-newt-ities, an mew-chew-all funds. so since march, mama wud go in to see hur "boss" about every week or two weeks jus to touch base, an she began studyin fur dese licensing tests. dis whole time she was nawt gettin paid or nuffin. we is berry fortunate to be able to live orf of daddeh's salary berry comfortably tho. anyway, at de end of april mama passed hur inshorance license test and she gawt hur life, healf, an accident license. she taked de series 6 in july an she failed it wif a 68. she needed a 70! she was weal weal frustrated, but she stuck wif it and wee-scheduled hur test fur dis past monday.

well, free fursdays ago her "boss" called hur wif sum bad noos. dis company had a hiring freeze, which meant dey wud nawt be able to hire all de apes dey was lookin to hire. mama asked what dis meant fur hur, an de lady said dat dey had 15 apes who were in de same position as mama, an dey wud only prolly be able to hire 3. de lady say dey jus gunna take it week by week, but dat she also had anudder place where dey cud werk if dey cud nawt hire dem. at dis udder place dat she knew of, she sed dat dey was hirin an dat mama cud start wite away wif jus hur inshorance license. she'd jus need to pass de series 6 wifin 6 mumfs. so fur a leetle while mama was ok wif dat, buntil she weealized dat it was almost august. daddeh starts skool at de end of dis mumf an he will only be werking 30 hours a week. it wud haf been berry tite, financially, to live on jus his salary alone, since as you no we has buyed de condo. ideally, it wud be much easier on de apes if mama was werkin. so two fursdays ago she went in fur hur weekly meeting wif hur "boss" and at de end of de meeting, she asked hur boss how long it wud be afore dey knew who dey was gunna hire, and hur "boss" said it cud be 3-4 weeks. mama egg-splained hur sit-chew-ay-shun, an hur boss gabe hur de name of de udder company (which is also anudder well-known financial planning firm), an de boss ober dere. so mama did a lil diggin acause she did nawt want to waste NO MOAR time acause it had alweady bin so long! come to find out, dis place was weal sucky to work at! dey charged you fur your orfiz space, your copies, your pens, you phone usage, etc. so mama sed heck no to werkin dere! at dis point, she was jus weal fed up wif de company she had bin interviewin wif. while it's nobun's fault dat dey had a hirin freeze, it seems strange dat dey wud be trynna hire 15 apes! so she jus started lookin fur anudder job - just ANYTHING. she was also weal fed up wif de financial plannin industry in general. dis company kinda left a bad taste in hur mouf. well, like a sign from ceilin cat, she sees an ad fur a cake decorator fur a local popular bakery here. she was weal egg-cited about it, but wanted to talk to daddeh about it furst to make shore dat he was on board wif it. of course he was!! so de negg-st mornin, mama sentid hur resume an a peecture of dat cake mama made dat looked like a beeg pressie, an dey emailed hur back immediately! dey set up an interview fur dis past wednesday! of course mama didn't put all hur eggies in one baskit dis time an applied fur sum udder jobs, but de bakery was de only place dat emailed hur back. in de meantime tho, she was scheduled to wee-take hur series 6 egg-zam dis past munday, an she weally didn't want to since she wud nawt be usin it anymoar, but she cudn't cancel it, so she jus figgered she do hur best acause she weally did deserve to pass it after all dis time an after she studied so hard. well of course she passed it dis time around. ceilin cat has a sense of humor, dat's fur shore! her "boss" was out of town an had instructed mama to text message hur de wee-sults an mama did an neber hurd back from her. mama went on her interview wif de bakery on wednesday, an SHE GAWT DE JOB!!!! she starts on chewsday, an she will be werkin 6:30 am - 3 pm, which is de same hours dat daddeh werks, so dat werks out weal gud fur shakin up in de mernin. she is also orf ebery bunday, an werks ebery udder caturday. de caturdays she don't werk is part of a free day weekend too, so dat's weal nice.

if you doesn't no my mama, hur dream is to one day open a bakery. she weally lubs bakin an cookin an decoratin cakes, an she is weal egg-cited to haf dis hopportunity to make shore dat she WEALLY likes it hehe! dis is practically hur dream job! plus it gets BOF of mah apes outta de housh. peas an quiet fur boogey!

so dat's mah noos!

in boogey noos - nawt much goin on. i skunked de apes' bed de udder day wif mah scent glands while dey was still in it! dat was pritty funneh! dat's about it tho!

oh, an she still has nawt hurd back from hur "boss" at dat udder job. mama say if she calls she will tell hur what hoppened weal nicely, acause like i sed furlier, we nawt burnin no bwidges here!

i gawt lots to say but no time to say it!

stay tooned!