WHO DAT!!! BLESS YOU BOYS!!

i furgot to blog about mah latest LIA misshun dat hoppened on mah birfday! one of mah birfday wee-quests was to sit on de sofur wif de apes an watch a whole epimasode of meerkat manor. weally tho i had planned mah big egg-scape when de apes wasn't payin attenshuns. dish what i did - i made de apes watch an epimasode of meerkat manor where i KNEW mama wud freak de fark out about sumfin, an SHE DID, so i scratched de FARK outta hur an made a wun fur it it! i scratched hur SO HARD dat she bled an she is now scarred fur life!!! i bunna post peectures after she shaves hur leggies hehe. anyhoo, i distracted BOF of de apes long enuff wif de scrach/bleeding dat i managed to git behind de sofur an nom a wire an render yet anudder lamp USELESS! BWAHAHAHA! boogey: 2, lamps: 0


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA!

WHOOOOOOO FREAKIN DAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!

BLACK AND GOLD SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me an Pop afore de beeg game!

doopid stoopid apes!!!!

dey leftid me ebery day dish week to go to "werk" an den mama hadda werk yesterday an daddeh leftid me all day yesterday too! i fort i'd haf a nice sunday funday wif dem today, but dey kicked me outta de nestbox dish mernin an sleptid til noon! NOON!!

i has had it!

IT'S MAH BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I IS FO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

santy paws brought me mah fabrit tweats!!! fankoo santy paws! (check out mah wicked molt!)

daddeh was helpin me open a pressie from mah buddy punkin!

PAWSOME!

i playing wif mah pawsome toy from punkin!





apes's new toys! a pee ess free an a wee fit!

in jail... on chrismoose! BAH!

mah ape an hur apes!

i chillaxin wif pop!

santy paws bringed ME dish!

i playing wii fit. i a boogeycat!

DUH!

yeah i bet you does!

dere me an mah paw pwint!

dere i is! i takin daddeh yogging! you sees me??

dere i is again! come on daddeh! keep up!

dish our mardi gras tree. um, you has to turn your head to de left to sees it weal gud!

i nomming mah nommy fuds dat pop got me!

GIMME DAT! nommy treats from freddie!

dese is fwom bailey! pawsome chrismoose cards!

PAWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fwom bailey!

saskermatoona jelleh fwom bailey! dem apes betta gib me some!

YEAH! I GAWT A PIRATE SHIP MEOW!! I A PIRATE!

Hi eberyone! Merry late Chrismoose an happy late New Year! Fings have been super hectic wound here, which is why I has bin MIA fur so long! De apes did lots of wunnin awound fur Chrismoose and were egg-zausted... an den Mama hadda werk like eleventy beelion hours and was too tiad to lib! I hope eberybunneh had a bunderful hollydaze tho! Den our craptop hadda go in de shop acause when de apes bought it, dey bought it wif Linux on it instead of Windoze. Well it were OK fur a while buntil Daddeh wealized dat he wud need Windoze to study fur his CPA egg-zam, so, he corled Nerds-R-Us an dey sed to bwing it in an dey put Windoze Eggs-Pee on it (acause it is a netbook, it will only wun Eggs-Pee). So, Mama bwinged it in to de compooter place acause she werk wite neggst to it, an dey say dey nawt has de Eggs-Pee Cee Dee, but she can do it hurself at home acause de apes can git fwee stuff fwom LSU. So, Daddeh twied to do it, but de nerds at de compooter place nawt telled de apes dey has to install dwibers on de compooter too to make it connect to de internet an haf sounds an stuff... So basically all it did was turn on haha! So Mama corled de nerds an dey tells hur bout de dwibers an dey tells hur jus to download dem fwom anudder compooter, so dat is what she did an she put dem on a Cee Dee, but den she did nawt no how to install dem, an neither did Daddeh, so back to Nerds-R-Us de craptop went, an now it is all weady to go! YAY! I has like eleventy beelion peectures to share wif y'all, like of our Mardi Gras twee, but I has to put dem on de pooter furst, so I will update again later. Bunless I fweeze to def furst acause it is farkin COLD down heah! We gawt sum sno on Monday, but since den it has nawt bin above fweezin! Dish is jus too cold fur Loserana! Brrrrrrr!!

Afore I furget, I'd like to fank eberybunneh fursonally who sent me a hollyday card (In no furticular order):
Punkin
Clarence & Garrison
Fweddie
Ginger
Bwian & Loni & Chester & Smokey
Hope & Faith
Ella Nutella
Mama MW, Daddy P, & Ape Cousin KD
Crystal, Jake, Preston, Toby, & Petunia
Harry
Auntie Caroline & The Buns
Buncle Mike & Auntie Dianne
Charlie
Franz
Teddy Forrest
Maestro
Bella & Greta
The Gower Bunn Gang
Bibi & Hur Apeses
Buncle Dan & Auntie LeeAnn an de kiddie apes
Auntie J, Big Hair, & Henry
St. Joseph's Cah-fee-droll (Acause Jeebus lubs me an he sentid me a card)
Gwammy Wosie
Mista Andy, Mewwy, an Wingo
Pax & Mama B
Harry AGAIN!
Palomito
Mama's Granny an Paw Paw
Granny an Pop
Star, Sweetpea, & HB
Forrest
Jake Bart
Cedders & Millie
Tigah Afletic Foundayshun
Chopper, Knuckles, Skooter, an Shorty
Auntie Jen & Almost Buncle Chris

I bunna post peectures soon!

I has like a meelion Chrismoose cards an mah apes has like 2. Bwahahahhaa! Fankoo eberybunneh who has sentid me one! I bunna take a peecture of orl of dem later! By now eberybun should haf weeceived mine. I only sentid out a few dis year acause it's jus sooooo egg-spensive to send dem meow!! So please don't be offenderated if you has nawt gawted one from me. It is acause mah apes won't gib me no munnies, so be mad at dem! Dis was mah card:

Hi eberybun!

Furst an furmost, I has sum bittasweet noos to share wif you all. Porkchop, mah stray kitteh seester has bin catnapped! It hoppened about a week ago. Daddeh had goned outside to take out de trash, an you has to hop awound de buildin to git to de dumpsta, an he comed back in an said: I fink sumone taked Porkchop! An Mama was like FTW? So Daddeh an Mama wentid ouside, an sho enuff, dere was Porkchop starin at dem from de window of sumone's condo! She were in dere wif de do shut an a buncha toyses an stuffs, so we is pritty sho dat dis is a furmanent fing. Dey also has anudder kitteh dat looks like Basement Cat, so at least she'll haf a fwiend. We no dat dis is a gud fing fur hur, espeshully since it's gotten weal cold down here, but Mama mishes hur acause she were Mama's kitteh since last September. If any of yous is fwiends wif hur on FB, we is prolly gunna deletify hur pwofile acause it makes Mama sad, an I nawt want Mama to be sad acause den she is moar ornery den usual.

Anyways, It sno'd heah last last Flyday! It were wainin too, so dat made it a lil less pawsome, an nun of it stuck. Imma post sum peectures when I's dun writin. We gawt like 1.5 inches I finks. De funneh fing is dat Mama hadda werk in de mernin, an hur car doors was fwozen shut! BWAHAHAHA!

Dem apes leftid me fur a WHOLE NITE dis past Caturday nite! Dey wentid to Noo Orlinz an stayed at dish weal fancy hotel an ate at dish weal fancy westawaunt! MEAN BEAN APES! Yoo no what de wurst part was? De hotel was pet fwiendly!!!! MEAN MEAN MEAN APESES! Dey gaw a lot of nerb I tells yoo.

Oh yeah I met anudder bunneh! We wentid to visit Granny an Pop a few weekends ago an dere nay-bor had a lil bunneh! I finks she were a dwarf hotot. It looked like she had eyeliners on - she were weal emo I finks. Not weally mah type, so I ignored hur mostly. She were weal egg-cited to see me tho! All de lay-deez is always egg-cited to see de Boogey, but I ain't interested!

Well Mama bin bizzy at werk wite meow. She doin lotsa weddin cakes an stuff, an bunfurchewnately she hasn't had time to take a lot of peectures.

Oh yeah, an I has sentid out all mah Chrismoose cards alweady. I is WEAL sorry but I cannot send dem to eberybunneh dish year acause Mama sez de post-idge has gotten weal egg-spensive. It nawt means I nawt lubs you! Fankoo to eberybunneh who has sentid us a card! I has like a brazillion cards an de apes has like free bwahahaha!


sno


sno


sno


dish me ignorin ellie


dish a bassy-net mama maked


dish de bassy-net mama maked fwom de fwont

OH YEAH

i bin havin LH2009 heah fur like 2 weeks an we still ain't watched it yet! STILL! sumtimes i bunna why mah apes eben egg-zist! dey is werfless!

sno glorious sno!!!!!!!!!

hay y'all! did eberybunneh haf a gud spanxgibben? well i did NAWT! i gawt leftid at home ALL DAY LONG while de apes went to spanxgibben! STOOPID STOOPID APES! when dey comed home, dey gibbed me egg-stra fuds an tweats, but i nawt furgib dem yet. den i fort dat de neggst day me an mama wud be able to hang out all day, but she had to WERK! SHE HAD TO WERK! GAH! so, nawt only did she werk all day, but den she come home an frow me in mah boo box an put me in de car fur TWO WHOLE HOURS!!!!! JEEBUS! so we went to visit granny an pop fur de weekend. dey gibbed me lotsa carrots an attenshun, an i vaulted mah pen twice acause i was trynna climb up dere chrismoose twee, but mama catched me acause she a crafty lil asian. well den on caturday dey all lefted me acause i is chopped libber an dey wentid to noo orlinz wif mama's grandapes. dey comed back dat nite an dey was too tiad fur de booger. hmmph. yesterday we comed home an GUESH WHAT! i gawts me a chrismoose twee in mah libbin woom! it's only a matta of time afore i vault mah pen an climb up dat twee! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!



apes at spanxgibben. dey sideways. i nawt no how to fix it.


some little kid dat mama gawt a crush on. she gon go to jail an i nawt bunna bail hur out! dey sideways. i nawt no how to fix it.


dish fulton street in noo orlinz. it all decorated fur chrismoose! dish one nawt sideways. fank you ceilin cat! de next one be sideways prolly.



dish de giant chrismoose tree on fulton street! it sideways. i nawt no how to fix it.



dish pop, SANTA!, an mama

SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dish granny an SANTA!

SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ummmm dey sideways an i nawt no how to fix it!

happy spanxgibben y'all!

Hay eberybun - jus a quick post to let eberybunny no dat Live Hay'd 2009 has bin wee-leased! You can buys it here, an wee-memba - all de pwoceeds goes to de wabbit shelter of your choice!

0057 out!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

herro eberybun! furst an foremost, if you is on FB an you seed a post by me about makin mah blog private and needin your e-mail address - dat doesn't apply to you if you reads mah livejernal. see, afore i had a livejernal, i had a blogger.com blog. i got a livejernal acause i has moar fwiends here, so when i updates mah livejernal, i copies an pasteseses de entry into mah blogger.com blog so dat eberybun can wead it. so dey is de same! anyhoo, we has had a bit of a stalking issue weecently an i has a lil widget on mah blogger.com blog dat tells me who weads it an where dey fwom, an well, after seein dat, i has weealized dat bunforchewnately i needs to make dat blog private, but dish liverjernal is NAWT acause nobun noes dish jernal cept fur mah livejernal fwiends. so dere's dat! i nawt needs NO MOAR crazy in mah life!

i has bin bein a weal gud bunneh lately. it is acause dere is talk of me gettin a car fur chrismoose - one from auntie karen's sto! i is bein on mah bestist behavior! i eben let mama sleep til 1:30 yesterday!! i needs dat car so i can dribe awound wif mah fwiends an wreak havoc on de whirld! bwahahaha!!

dey has hiad mama a slabe at werk, an hur boss will be moobin into a diffurent department soon, so mama will be lead decorator (aka de boss). mama is hopin dat hur slabe noes how to actually decorate!

gawt to go!

i ain't gawt nuffin to say acause it de same ole same ole ober here! i do haf noo peectures tho.


dish mah hollerweenie costume. i were a yankee. GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mama maked dish. she put a bow on top de next day, but i ain't gawt a peecture of it wif de bow.


bahahaha cweepy baybeh cake!


tiger stadium!


mama's self-portrait


NORTY!


pwessies fwom mah buddy paxton!


i is wearin mah sweater fwom paxton! i is a bunneh burrito!


mah apes in dere hollerweenie costumes - dey is de ghosts on pacman, pinky an clyde!


dish de pork-o-lantern! dat mah stoopid seester porkchop on dere! de apes gawt a lil too cawwied away an dey carbed orf hur tail an wiskas. doopid porkchop.

i no... i has nawt writed fur TWO WEEKS! but weally folks, i has  bin BIZZY! when i nawt bizzy, den i TIAD! takin care of dese apes is serious bidness! dey bof is so bizzy an when dey gits home, dey is nuffin but tiad! po mama, she fall asleep on de couch at like 7:30. it sad weally.

well, in de past two weeks, nuffin big has happened. i couldn't go to live hay'd acause i couldn't git stoopid skype to werk rite, an i peed in de corna once. dat's about it. oh, an i stole a marshmallow. nawt a beeg marshmallow... jus one of dem smerl ones. oh yeah an i stole a ritz cracka too.

i bunna try to update moar often, but i nawt makin no promises. i gawt a few peectures of what mama's bin up to at werk, an a few peectures of ME!

generally de cakes dat mama decorate is all de same - flowers or woses or udder pwetty fings. ebery now an den she will git sumfink weal wacky... like dis............

brace yoselves.

dish woman come in wif free peectures of hur son an tells mama to pick de best one, scan it an put it on a cake, an decorate it wif sum bling!!!

laydeez an gentlebuns...

i gibs you...

HOMEBOY!


YES - that was the best of FREE peectures!!


The finished product - Mama say she felt embarrassed decoratin it!


she makes 12873891372 of these roses a day!

herro eberybun! how y'all doin? it's bin anudder hectic week here, so i'm enjoyin mama's free-day weekend wif hur. dey is nawt werking mondays wite meow acause dey is nawt bizzy enuff, so when dey DO start werkin mondays, mama's schedule will change a bit and ebery udder weekend will be a free-day weekend fur hur. mama gawt a sort of promoshun at werk dis past week. when she furst started, she were decoratin cakes fur half of de day, an fur de udder half she were puttin dem togedder an fillin dem an icin dem. now she is decoratin fur de WHOLE day! wahoo! dat means she werk longer hours tho, sumtimes 10 or 11 hours. to hur, it nawt feel like werk tho. she jus say it sucks as soon as she gits into hur car an sits down, acause den she weealizes how tiad she is.

dis weekend de apes dey go to de LSU vs. ULL game. dey go an tailgate an mama she git drunkies acause dat what mama dus. she harass sum apes from de opposing team acause she a beeyotch like dat when it comes to LSU foosball. bwahahaha! she norty! you no mess wif LSU fans you no... oh yeah, hay mista wabbits guy, you out dere? uhhh GO WASHINGTON STATE fur beatin USC!!! you no when dey announce dat score tiger stadium went NUTS over it! anyway, de apes had a weal hard time watchin de game acause sumfing jus nawt wite wif LSU's foosball team dis year. it hard to watch dem when dey has seen dem in dere glory days, but oh well dey still had a gud time. be nicer when it nawt so hawt.

mama finerlly gawt hur new camera yesterday! she'd bin wantin one fur a while - afore hur udder camera broke. come to find out, de weason why de udder camera broke was a defect on canon's part, so dey will fix it fur free, so mama gunna send it in now dat she gawt hur a new one, dat a way she will haf one gud camera an one camera dat she can take on vacashuns and stuff. here's sum peectures of ME an sum udder stuff dat we has bin takin since yesterday. fur all of you who's bunderin, mama's camera is a wed canon powershot SD780 IS. you no dey had gold? mama shoulda gawt de gold to match hur golden bunfire bwahahhaa! anyway, it's gawt sum sweet manual settings if you into dat kinda fing. enjoy de new pawsome peectures of me!

*edit* you gunna has to wait on de peectures acause LJ bein STOOPID.