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OUCH!

Skywalker reporting here.

It's been a ruff morning. Here I was hoppin around our pen, tormenting my seester. Well gawt doggit, she dun BAITED me! She had this shiny paper fing hangin off her cage, an I tried to NOM it! But AHHHHH it was STICKY!!! It gawt stuck on mah hansum face! Well Mama saw me swipe it, so she alerted the authorities (Daddeh), an he climbed in mah pen. Well I weren't havin dat, so I jumped in mah litterbox, but I was too slow in mah old age. I was havin a panic attack acause this shiny sticky fing was STUCK on mah chinny chin chin!!!! GAH! Well Daddeh comes an gawt dog RIPS it off! OUCH! It's a miracle I eben gawt furs left.

IMMA GIT YOU BERNIE!!!!!

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bibithebunny
Feb. 15th, 2014 06:49 pm (UTC)
GAH!
bella_greta
Feb. 15th, 2014 07:50 pm (UTC)
At least you're around to tell the tale Agent Skywalker.

I'll have a word with Agent Waterhoss, and remind her that she's supposed to attack the Enemy, and not her superior officer!

Billy ( Adjutant SBS )
thehairymob
Feb. 16th, 2014 12:32 pm (UTC)
Oh Dear and Ooops! You had a chin wax?
You know what girlies are like, they have their beauty stuff all over the place - don't touch anymore of her stuff incase you end up with a bum wax!!!!!!!
freddie_f_lop
Feb. 17th, 2014 11:34 pm (UTC)
Sisters eh? Perhaps I am lucky my real sister got deported to Belgium.
dodgecitykitty
Feb. 19th, 2014 07:23 pm (UTC)
Got to be so careful what you put in your mouth, don't you? I guess that's why they say look before you leap!
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