It's been a ruff morning. Here I was hoppin around our pen, tormenting my seester. Well gawt doggit, she dun BAITED me! She had this shiny paper fing hangin off her cage, an I tried to NOM it! But AHHHHH it was STICKY!!! It gawt stuck on mah hansum face! Well Mama saw me swipe it, so she alerted the authorities (Daddeh), an he climbed in mah pen. Well I weren't havin dat, so I jumped in mah litterbox, but I was too slow in mah old age. I was havin a panic attack acause this shiny sticky fing was STUCK on mah chinny chin chin!!!! GAH! Well Daddeh comes an gawt dog RIPS it off! OUCH! It's a miracle I eben gawt furs left.
IMMA GIT YOU BERNIE!!!!!